VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
