No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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