so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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