it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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