i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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