If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
