i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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