Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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