Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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