This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Alive.
So much puke
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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