Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You need Xanax blowdarts
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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