is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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