Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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