He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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