I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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