so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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