porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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