Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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