That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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