Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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