do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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