my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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