yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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