went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Text me some of your sweat
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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