Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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