So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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