Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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