In the future we'll all be gay
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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