I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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