have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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