all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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