Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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