Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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