This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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