i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I look better un-naked...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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