I should be sponsored by Trojan
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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