Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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