so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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