Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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