I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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