do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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