You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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