dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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