I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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