Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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