this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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