someone threw a dead crab at me
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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