I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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