Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At least make sure they are 18
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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