I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Everything about him screamed your future.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
