If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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