a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
where are my eyebrows?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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