Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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